queencmikaelson:


shelbysbutt:

gabydunn:

#kingbaby

omg

Omg these get better and better.
queencmikaelson:


shelbysbutt:

gabydunn:

#kingbaby

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queencmikaelson:

shelbysbutt:

gabydunn:

#kingbaby

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super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

(via grizzleebear)

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hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old
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hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old
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hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old
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hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:


hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:


hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:


hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:


hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old

(via grizzleebear)

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

(via grizzleebear)

“The rape joke is that you were eight.
The rape joke is that at the time,
you didn’t know people had sex to express love.
The rape joke is that the only other person
who’d seen you naked was your mom.
The rape joke is that he called you ‘beautiful’ first.
The rape joke is that he held your hands together
and told you to ‘try harder’ when you struggled.
The rape joke is that you believed him
when he told you were overreacting.
The rape joke is that your grandma
called him a nice boy and asked him to stay for dinner.
The rape joke is that he winked at you
when you apologized to your parents for not coming
downstairs the first time you were called.
The rape joke is that his friends
high-fived him for “getting some.”
The rape joke is that you still don’t feel like
you’ve regrown the pieces he stole.
The rape joke is that he was conceived when his
dad slapped himself into his snoring mother.
The rape joke is that her friends told her
she was lucky someone wanted her.
The rape joke is that each year in the United States,
32,000 other women’s bellies
ripen with life against their will.
The rape joke is that he never learned
to touch without scarring.
The rape joke is that your classmate thinks
‘have you seen what asses look like in yoga pants?’
is an argument.
The rape joke is your new boyfriend kissing
you and telling you he ‘raped’ his math test.
The rape joke is that ‘Why are girls so scared of rape? Y’all should feel pride that a guy risked his life in jail just to fuck you’
is a popular Tweet right now.
The rape joke is that you wake up to
the memory of him laughing,
“now that wasn’t so bad, was it?”
The rape joke is that it’s been twelve years and
you still quiver when someone touches you.
The rape joke is that he hasn’t stopped laughing.
The rape joke is that you forgot how to.”
The Rape Joke | Lora Mathis
Inspired by this. (via lora-mathis)

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uchicagoadmissions:

college-prowler:

University of Chicago

#HarperMemorial #uchicago

putonyourbathingsuits:

Will the band perform at the premiere (of Season Four)?

Matt: No, I don’t even think I’ll be able to go to it. But there are other things. I’ve been trying to get this small, small part of maybe my beheading as a member of the Lannister family.

Tom Berninger: I want to be beheaded.

Matt: I don’t think it’ll work because I don’t think either of our accents—neither of us can pull off British accents.

Tom: They can make a mold of our heads. All I want to do is be a severed head. I don’t need to be beheaded. I just want to be a severed head.

The National @ Chicago Theatre setlist, 4/15/2014

whiskeysandwich:

Don’t Swallow the Cap

I Should Live in Salt

Sorrow

Bloodbuzz Ohio

Sea of Love

Hard to Find

Squalor Victoria

Afraid of Everyone

Conversation 16

I Need My Girl

This Is the Last Time

Ada

Lemonworld

Abel

Slow Show

Pink Rabbits

England 

Graceless

About Today

Fake Empire

ENCORE:

Learning (Perfume Genius cover)

Mr. November 

Terrible Love

Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks (literally unplugged)

The National!!!!!!!